Question Two

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Question: Your Highness, what would you like to do today? ~ Claude

Answer:
I'm so happy you asked!!!
As usual, I want tea in the morning. Then we'll go on a shopping trip! I want a pack of gum, Clorox bleach, a hamster, apple juice, balloons, a martini glass, a baseball bat, cat food, condoms, a fish tank, fireworks, a remote control car, and pop tarts..... Do not question my shopping list!
Then when we get back home, I want you to sing 'S&M' by Rihanna and tap dance around the manor.
For dinner, we'll order pizza...When the deliver man comes, you are to answer the door in nothing but a speedo and red lipstick. And pay him with Monopoly money!
If he says anything against this, threaten to pee on him. Then bark at him and slam the door closed.
If the cops are called, we'll blame Hannah for slipping drugs into our tea. That way, she'll get in trouble and not us!
It will be perfect!!!